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[–] pennygadget 78 points (+79|-1)

Can you even imagine the "coming out" conversation:

-DemiSexual: "Hey Mom. I only want to fuck my husband!"

-Mom: "That's....nice"

-DemiSexual: "and that makes me a queer LGBTQAIIWTF!"

-Mom: "....are you having a stroke, sweetheart?"

[–] InvisibleWoman 44 points (+44|-0)

"Mom I'd only ever have a sexual extramarital affair if I had an emotional affair with that person first."