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[–] Shadoe 68 points (+68|-0) Edited

Ugh, how can a grown-ass adult post something like this on social media and not die of embarrassment.

Nobody gives a shit about what/who you find attractive. “Ugh… I only like to have sex with people I like, just thought you should know…” For god’s sake you are married and have a child. What if your child or your child’s asshole classmates read this when they are older?

How on earth is “I only like to have sex with people I like” part of the LGB-alphabet%+ That means you are just like most women. Most women don’t enjoy sexual relationships with strangers. 🙄

[–] Stealthygal 28 points (+28|-0)

Speaking as a person who only has sex with people I like, I have an opinion on this actor who seems attractive and who I am pretty sure I would like.

As a person who only has sex with people I like I felt oppressed while deodorant shopping because I saw some Lynx and I remembered its advertising that seems all about sex with people you might not like. Society is so cruel to my kind. That's why it's important for me to come out as a person who only has sex with people I like.

[–] Jade 2 points (+2|-0)

As a person who only has sex with people I like, I feel deeply oppressed when it’s girls night out and the ladies start talking about George Clooney and Channing Tatum and go “woooo!” “Woo-hoooo!” as they dangle their chadornnay glasses, and then start wooing at the male waiters too, so I came out as queer demisexual aromantic fluid and now they need to shut up and do a silent woo by waving their hands back and forth. I have a massive crush on Rupert Friend, though, but it’s specifically in the role of Peter Quinn, so I’m still demisexual.