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[–] proudcatlady 54 points (+54|-0)

All real vaginas are maintenance-free. They’re even self-cleaning.

[–] winterseconds 52 points (+52|-0)

remember when women weren't allowed to do most sports because men thought if women did any jumping their organs would fall out of their vaginas? i thought we were past this by now.

[–] J-Halleck 41 points (+41|-0)

Technique?

That "open wound" crack is reminiscent of the old gay male misogynist term for women -- "gash."

[–] Rollo 32 points (+32|-0)

"Zero vaginas are maintenance free".

The lies they tell themselves.

I'm a woman, therefore my penis is female! I'm a woman, therefore AGP is a normal female experience! I'm a woman, therefore my vagina needs maintenence just like all real women."

[–] Stealthygal 14 points (+14|-0)

I guess they consider dilation and a quick wipe in the shower to be one and the same.

[–] BlackCirce blk birthing bod 32 points (+32|-0)

The service coordinator was confused, but not altogether displeased, when I brought my vagina in for maintenance at the Honda dealership.

[–] shewolfoffrance 14 points (+14|-0)

You really should have looked up some tutorials before going to the dealership. Often times, you can just order a new cervix and install it yourself.

[–] BlackCirce blk birthing bod 11 points (+11|-0)

While I am skilled at servicing my vagina myself, I find the skills of a qualified technician provide a more enjoyable experience.

[–] shewolfoffrance 8 points (+8|-0)

Your body, your choice. Mine is sort of middling quality, so I feel comfortable doing basic maintenance by myself.

[–] Hollyhock 6 points (+6|-0)

I hope you got the full treatment...while a quick tune-up works great when you don't have much time, it can be nice to go all out (or in).

[–] crispycherrypie 24 points (+24|-0)

Judging by those pronouns, “Roan” is a woman, which makes that attempt at a gotcha even sadder.

Please look at an anatomical drawing before you show your ass on Twitter.

[–] firebird [OP] 27 points (+27|-0)

Roan has "gay trans man" in the Twitter bio, so you are correct, this is a woman, a straight one.

[–] crispycherrypie 27 points (+27|-0)

Lmfao of course she’s being a misogynist while larping as a gay man.

[–] Coffeefiend 22 points (+22|-0)

The OP TIM lol. Real vaginas don’t require daily dilation and special cleaning to deal with the fact your colon is leaking into your frankenhole.

[–] Rollo 16 points (+16|-0)

He probably thinks vaginal discharge is a sign of sickness and uncleanliness, and needs to be cleaned like the liquid oozing from his wound. Expert on female health and anatomy he is. But let's ignore that before he transitioned he was probably saying stuff like "pussy discharge ew, women are disgusting".

[–] banjo 18 points (+18|-0)

Of course this could apply to ears, nostrils etc. Is it possible to have so little respect for nature and the human body that you lose the ability to conceptually distinguish between an orifice that's part of healthy development and an injury that breaks the skin and other tissues?

[–] GoodGoneGirl 16 points (+16|-0)

Say that to your mother, I dare you.

Sounds like you’re the one who needs to sit down, shut the fuck up, and start paying attention in school “honey”.

[–] yangsun 14 points (+14|-0)

My vagina has required maintenance once from an autoimmune condition. No healthy/real vagina requires maintenance and there's no such thing as a vagina that is an open wound. Only men's inverted penis' are open wounds, hun.

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