Yesterday, 7 years after this paper was published, it has finally been retracted. I completely missed this when it came out in 2013.
What paper, you ask? Prepare yourselves. Get a cushion to scream into if you don’t want the neighbours to think you’re being murdered.
Ok, ready? Here goes:
Sorry, did attempt to warn you.
If you feel like being infuriated, read all about it here: Undress, the doctors will see you now